1 00:00:06,810 --> 00:00:08,940 I took this noodle, Can you take me to Tyler? 2 00:00:09,140 --> 00:00:09,730 Yes. 3 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:12,150 All I have to do Is it telling my story? 4 00:00:12,350 --> 00:00:12,980 Yes. 5 00:00:14,830 --> 00:00:16,750 It's 100 miles away, why? 6 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:19,000 Stories are important. 7 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,560 You may change your mind, after listening to mine. 8 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:25,050 Let me decide this, start with your name 9 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:26,800 Ed. 10 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:28,850 Where are you from, Ed? 11 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:30,240 From Oregon. 12 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:32,390 That's where you're trying to go 13 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:34,890 Are there people there? 14 00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:37,080 My family. 15 00:00:37,780 --> 00:00:40,450 I think they are there, I don't know. 16 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,230 It's a long way home. 17 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:47,210 I started at Daytona. 18 00:00:47,710 --> 00:00:49,040 What's in Daytona? 19 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,070 Nothing good. Not at the time. 20 00:00:53,510 --> 00:00:55,170 So what were you doing at Daytona? 21 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:01,570 Do you want to go to Tyler? you have to give me more. 22 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,850 He was... on tour. 23 00:01:05,950 --> 00:01:06,790 With a band? 24 00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:08,430 Well, I wish. 25 00:01:08,530 --> 00:01:09,510 A sports team? 26 00:01:09,910 --> 00:01:11,510 Do I look like an athletic guy to you? 27 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,360 So what was it? 28 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:25,090 It's a very, very stupid thing. 29 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,260 I did stand-up. 30 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:36,040 - Why didn't you want to tell me? - Because it's pathetic. 31 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:41,940 I left my parents, my sister and a nephew I never got to meet. 32 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,350 And all this for what? For a stupid dream? 33 00:01:46,850 --> 00:01:52,370 I told myself that, When he became famous he would repay everything. 34 00:01:52,670 --> 00:01:55,860 I would pay my parents' mortgage, I would buy my sister a car, 35 00:01:57,440 --> 00:02:01,680 That's what I told myself. But it wasn't for them. 36 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:03,310 Who was it for? 37 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:06,000 What do you think? 38 00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:12,170 I wasn't doing it to help my family. 39 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:18,370 I was doing it because I wanted people liked me. And they thought it was funny. 40 00:02:19,290 --> 00:02:23,260 But the people who liked me and they thought it was funny, 41 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:26,640 They were 4800 km away when everything got fucked up. 42 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:33,310 You were chasing your dream. What's wrong with that? 43 00:02:34,490 --> 00:02:35,890 It would never happen. 44 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,800 - I couldn't understand that. - Why would this never happen? 45 00:02:40,700 --> 00:02:43,670 - Because it wasn't that good. - So you don't know that. 46 00:02:45,250 --> 00:02:47,610 A good laugh would do me good. Try it out 47 00:02:47,810 --> 00:02:50,580 No, You don't want to hear any of my jokes. 48 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:54,920 I want to know your story. That's part of it. 49 00:02:58,110 --> 00:03:00,610 It's a very long walk to Tyler. - Okay. 50 00:03:02,420 --> 00:03:09,050 So you used to make this rhyme about rappers singing about alcohol. 51 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:13,720 And the thing ends with pirate rap 52 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:14,870 Let's listen. 53 00:03:17,470 --> 00:03:18,770 It's so stupid. 54 00:03:20,010 --> 00:03:22,580 We sailed to the port looking for a party... 55 00:03:22,780 --> 00:03:26,260 oh oh oh and a bottle of Bacardi. 56 00:03:29,770 --> 00:03:32,710 Yeah, they didn't laugh at Daytona either... Therefore... 57 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,150 What happened? 58 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,740 Before this conversation... 59 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:48,880 I don't think I spoke to another living person about three months ago. 60 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,340 And... 61 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,600 I think it took me... 62 00:03:55,010 --> 00:03:58,860 I really don't know, a year, to get here. 63 00:04:01,050 --> 00:04:03,810 It will take me another year to get to Oregon. 64 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:13,000 And I don't know if my family will still be there. 65 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:16,110 If they will still be alive. 66 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:23,170 My nephew will already be two years old. 67 00:04:26,030 --> 00:04:27,750 I didn't even get to meet him. 68 00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:32,710 It's my fault 69 00:04:34,810 --> 00:04:36,160 It's all my fault. 70 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,550 Sorry, I don't want to complain. 71 00:04:41,750 --> 00:04:46,160 I mean, Now it's difficult for everyone, you know. 72 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,350 I know. 73 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:01,720 All the time. 74 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:09,930 Okay. 75 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:15,790 We are ready to continue. 76 00:05:17,770 --> 00:05:19,510 I didn't even get to take out my knife. 77 00:05:22,610 --> 00:05:25,070 You know it's unbelievable How am I still alive? 78 00:05:25,770 --> 00:05:27,130 Seriously... 79 00:05:28,300 --> 00:05:31,460 the number of times I almost died. 80 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:34,510 And it was never for important reasons, do you understand? 81 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:38,250 Like I'm saving an orphan or something, no. 82 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:40,290 It was always for the stupidest things. 83 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:42,410 - Like what? - Like that! 84 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:49,180 Or, like once I found a huge bag of beans. 85 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:53,660 Enough for a month, which is a rare triumph for me. 86 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:57,920 I was coming back with my prize... 87 00:05:58,420 --> 00:06:01,080 One of them appears from I don't know where. 88 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:03,450 A pretty scary guy, teeth sticking out. 89 00:06:03,650 --> 00:06:05,750 A hanging eye and such. 90 00:06:05,950 --> 00:06:09,010 - And they are never alone, right? - Right. 91 00:06:09,210 --> 00:06:12,420 More appeared staggering coming from everywhere 92 00:06:12,620 --> 00:06:15,830 and they come towards me, but obviously, the only thing that mattered to me were the beans 93 00:06:16,130 --> 00:06:19,150 The one with the hanging eye approaches me, try to grab me 94 00:06:19,350 --> 00:06:21,410 I start to push him with my bag 95 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:24,300 I attack with my machete. 96 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:28,450 I finally got out of there, I started running as much as I could. 97 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:36,160 I still had the bag, which was good... but it was something heavy and I look back 98 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,980 and the one in the eye was gone. 99 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,560 Or more or less. 100 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:44,310 After all, he was still attached to the bag. 101 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:47,250 At least half of it was still there. 102 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:51,690 His arm had pierced the bag, the insides swinging 103 00:06:51,890 --> 00:06:55,780 and I had been dragging half of this terrifying demon, 104 00:06:55,980 --> 00:06:58,050 down the street as if it is a prize. 105 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:02,360 And the best part was that the bag had a big hole 106 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:06,570 I lost all the beans, I was left without a single bean. 107 00:07:07,170 --> 00:07:08,530 Do you believe that? 108 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:11,770 My. 109 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:14,880 Thanks. 110 00:07:15,580 --> 00:07:16,570 For what? 111 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:22,240 For reminding me what it's like to make someone laugh. 112 00:07:23,730 --> 00:07:26,140 Well, it's been a while. 113 00:07:27,110 --> 00:07:30,480 If you like near-death stories 114 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:35,260 told from the mouth of an idiot, I have a lot. 115 00:07:35,460 --> 00:07:36,340 They are my favorites. 116 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,540 Near-death stories told by an idiot. 117 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:39,440 Well, I'm the person you're looking for. 118 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,050 Who doesn't like it? 119 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:48,710 How far is Waco? about four hours? Do you think so? 120 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:53,390 Yes, it's about 300 miles from here. 121 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:57,590 I liked your story, I want to hear more. 122 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,340 I propose you go to Waco, if you want 123 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:03,550 Yes, of course yes. 124 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:04,980 - Ok. - Let's go.